Poem: Sunset Slurpee

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Hold it right there!
I want to paint you
To capture you
To memorize you

The blues and blacks
Reds and orange chunks
Yellow and white streaks
Melting across the sky
Spilling onto the water

Wait right there!
I can’t find my brush
My palette is all wrong
Slow down

Swirling around
Dripping from the sun
Into the sea
I can’t catch up

Ah, I give up
I’ll just sit here
Dangle my legs
And kick my feet

Sip you
Slurp you
Suck the last bit from the bottom of the cup
And drink you up

 

 

Poem: Life’s Instruction Book …a Haiku

Life’s instruction book

Open it, then remember

It’s blank. Grab a pen.

About the poem:

When I’m trying to make a decision, now I’m sure, the answer lies within. And it might not be exactly yes or no, stay or go, right or wrong. It might also be that the answer is less important than the asking. Or some confusing, but delightful puzzle, like that to provide a growth opportunity!

This is why meditation, nature, exercise, quiet time, creative ventures, music, dancing and the like are so important. They are the pathways to hearing your own inner voice.

About the author:

Joan wants you to relax and figure out how to enjoy life. She has learned a thing or two about this in the previous 52 years and is passionate about sharing this.  Her books are available on Amazon and Kindle.

 

Poem: Teach Me, Kiwi

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Teach Me, Kiwi

Whether others see me
As ugly or beautiful
How
To get sweeter
Juicier

To give joyfully
Without regret
Exquisitely
Until the last drop

Teach me, kiwi

About the poem:

This week, I’ve been eating ripe ripe ripe kiwis. I break them open and eat them like a cavewoman. And feel like a woman. I wondered if the kiwi was sad to be finished. But no, it didn’t feel like that at all. It was like it was screaming in triumph. I want to go out like that, juicy and screaming in triumph! “The end!”

About the author:

Life is meant to be fun. If you didn’t notice that day, you died one day early. Books on Amazon and Kindle.

Poem: Tea is the only language

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Tea is the only language
We haven’t lied in
The only one
We both understand.
More tea?

About the poem:

All I can say is that when you are trying to manage relationships cross-culturally, with different language, gender, age, and backgrounds, sometimes language just isn’t enough. And sometimes, tea is.  Thank goodness.

Poem: Sugar is Not Love …a Haiku

Sugar is not love
It’s just a crutch I lean on
When I am not strong

About the poem:

Emotional eating is the vice I have to keep an eye out for. Having gained 30 pounds twice in my life, and lost them, I know it’s sugar, not whiskey, not cocaine, and not cigarettes, that is my weakness.

Today was Teacher’s Day. I usually don’t buy much in the way of cakes, so was kinda looking forward to some. But alas, there was none.

On a day like today, I teach six hours in a row with 5 minute breaks between classes, and handful of almonds to keep me going. So, I’m a bit low sometimes by 9:10 pm when I finish.

So, when I went home, and made myself a little brownie thingy (I have no oven, so I used the skillet), I can label this accurately as emotional eating.

I recently heard Dr. Christian Northrup say, “Emotional eating is the not the problem. It’s the solution.” That’s what it was tonight. I know that eating a brownie has nothing to do with love and appreciation. But, I couldn’t figure out a way to just get past that. So, I added ground whole grain muesli, and egg for more protein, so it was as nutritious as possible.

When I am weak, a brownie is a crutch. It doesn’t give my body what it’s really craving, which is nutrition. And, I know it’s not love and I’m not gonna wax poetic about a gooey processed concoction.

When I am stronger, I eat something that is actually good. Something that actually is love, like some veggie-packed dinner or juice, that helps me get stronger. And that I can wax poetic about, and sometimes do!

Poem: Falling in Lonely?

Falling in Lonely?

I’m not lonely now

If I fall in love with you

Will I be lonely then?

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About the poem:

It takes a strong person to take responsibility for their own emotions. Am I strong enough to do this, when in an intimate relationship? That, I don’t know. I’d say, so far, the results have been inconclusive! Is it fair to enter a relationship, if you can’t? Or does the relationship provide you the way to become strong? Hmm

About the author:

C’mon! Let’s enjoy the day! Joan Gregerson writes books and blogs about her ideas of how to do just that. What is on your to do list that is more important than that?

Unashamedly begging for reviews of my poetry book on Amazon

I recently read an article by a successful, young author. She described the steps in her success. An early one was:

Beg family, friends and readers to review your book on Amazon. 

Well, I tried to skip this step. But, here I am begging you to review the book on Amazon. Even if you want to give it a star or two, maybe there is one poem in there that resonated. Or if not, I guess I should know about that too!

Here’s the link:

http://amzn.com/148027657X

To post a review, you have to be signed in with your Amazon account, but there’s not much to it! You can do it!

Thank you

joan

p.s. Reviewers of my book will get absolutely nothing but a sense of accomplishment for figuring out how to post a review on Amazon. haha

 

Poem: U-aholic

I’m a u-aholic

And you’re a me-aholic

But with us

It’s like being addicted to

A glass of water

Or a morning stretch

Or sliced cucumber

 

I’m addicted to you

And you’re addicted to me

But we have no jittery side effects

No plans of kicking the habit

 

One often says I love you

The other says, I love you, too.

 

And after a few days

One says, I miss you.

The other says, I miss you too.

One says, Let’s go for a walk!

The other says, Yes, when?

 

These simple words between us

Make us simply

Best friends

 

About the poem:

With some people, you just click. With a friend like this, there is no drama, no trauma. Keeping in touch is not a chore. Hanging out is not a bore! It’s sooooo simple, it’s hard to say exactly why. I just know that these easy friendships are the most beautiful: least effort and most rewarding.

Having and giving time for friends is never a small gift. It is always priceless.

About the author:

Joan Gregerson writes about walking, talking and healing in books (on Amazon and Kindle) and on her bloggity-doggity-woohoo-shmoggity. I’m just asaying. Let’s have a little fun before we die. Every day. Please. Thank you!

 

Poem: Mommyhood

Bubbles
Wands
Frogs
Ponds
Fingerpaint
Glitter
Frosting
Tire swing
Shel Silverstein
Leaf pile
Tutu style
Squirt gun
Sprinkler run
Nap in the sun
Water balloon
Goodnight Moon

About the poem:

I have always felt lucky to be a mommy. Growing up, I never wanted to be an engineer. Just a mommy. So when I found a great guy and had kids, I knew I was lucky! When our kids were growing up, their dad and I took turns staying home with them. Yes, it’s not an easy job being a parent, but it is a damn good job!

A Mother’s Day Perspective: I Didn’t Ask to Be Born …or Did I?

I feel so dang lucky to be a mom. I think we’ve had it backwards all along. Let’s rethink Mother’s Day and how about us moms thanking our kids today!

A Mother’s Day Perspective: I Didn’t Ask to Be Born …or Did I?.

Poem: Why you never called

Whew, that’s a relief!

No amnesia

No Alzheimers

No car breakdown

No mental breakdown

No broken fingers

No broken phone

No lost wallet

No lost number

No prison stay

No hospital stay

No abductions by kidnappers

No abductions by aliens

Really glad!

(Well,  it’d be cool to be abducted by aliens

But other than that)

Uh…

Just wondering though

Why you never called

-

About the poem:

I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. But, finally, when there is no doubt and we realize we’ve been blind, that’s when it’s time to laugh at ourselves. Here’s some optimism and sarcasm, all mixed in one! Opticasm? Sarptimism?

 

Poem: Fairy Hands Massage …a Haiku

while wandering

the fairy hands massage me

working out the kinks

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About the poem:

Unlike running on a treadmill, walking in nature at any speed seems to do the trick. Walking slowly, going nowhere in particular feels just as healing for me, as purposefully heading to the peak.

When I learned meditation, I was surprised that the elements of nature are used in guided meditation, and meditating in nature is best. Duh! Of course, nature helps balance us.  But, I didn’t really think about it before. haha. Now I know. Nature is THE natural primo balancer, healer.

About the author:

Joan Gregerson writes about how to enjoy life. tick tick tick. Time’s awasting, start enjoying! Her books are available in paperback and as ebooks on Amazon.com.

Poem: Easily Found

Time slows down and

I can see myself

Getting shaky

Beginning to turn red

Eyes starting to water

About to lose my head

I’m letting them get to me

I’m making myself crazy

I’m on the verge of losing it

I have half a second

I hit the pause button

Faces in awkward poses

Are frozen in time

We all look very funny now

I breathe deeply

Chuckle

Cool down

What was nearly lost

Is easily found

About the poem:

Are you one of several billion people that still believe that anger has some value? I am not. I think anger is one of the most damaging thing in our lives; it is the one that gouges regrets in our life stories.

Do you have a pause button? Meditation gave me one. I’m not sure how exactly. It’s something about the combination of meditation balancing me so I’m less shaky, and also developing a hypervigilant sensitivity to my state of inner peace so I can adjust and pause when I sense things going downhill.  Oh, I haven’t been able to hit that pause button every time, but nearly so.  At least, I have a pause button now! That’s been a big help in my life.

It’s also true that when we are yelling and throwing things, it’s hard to prove our point that we are the smart, good people in the discussion. The calm one is the peaceful, powerful one in the discussion.

Finally, when we say, ‘I lost it’, consider… what is ‘it’? This ‘it’ is our cool, calm, collected self. It is our inner peace. We can develop our skills so instead of easily losing it,  we can snap back to that peaceful state just as easily.

Poem: Hell and No

Is today heaven or hell? I decide

Is today heaven or hell? I decide

Hell and No

Do I love you enough

To let you go?

Heaven and Yes.

Or Hell and No.

About the poem

Big love is freedom and heavenly. When I can do it, life is easy.

When I can’t, I create a feeling of struggle for myself and usually someone else. It’s that feeling of struggle that is my notice to pause and adjust. I start by asking myself, “Is my thinking stirring up problems, where none exist?”

This letting go can be accepting an “I need my space” break, a break up, or adjusting to a move or death.

When I can take a light, amused look at my day, that ‘ Hell, no!’ stubbornness softens into ‘Yes!’, and miracles tumble playfully into my life.

..

About the author

Joan writes books and blogs about how tuning in to inner peace can help you have a heck of a lot more fun in life. Books available on Amazon and Kindle!

Poem: Uh oh, were there thorns? …a Haiku

Were there thorns

I tossed you a rose

You caught it, then winced and bled

Uh oh… were there thorns?

About the poem:

Sometimes we think we are giving pure love. But, it’s not received that way. Hmm. That happens. There’s no use getting stuck in guilt.

Just learn from the experience, and think twice before repeating the same action. You can’t always predict other’s reactions. Allow the fact that either you really did something wrong, or the other person may be reacting to some  unhealed wound or complicating issues you don’t know about.

Either way, learn, forgive, take healing steps, and stay loving. That’s enough.

About the author:

Joan has thrown many thorny roses in her lifetime, all with the best intentions! Read her books on Amazon.com and her blog about how to enjoy life by tuning in to inner peace.

Poem: Love is the Subject

2010-12-20 Writing Class

English

Science

Calculus

Class

Just

An excuse.

Love is the subject

About the poem:

I know now that teaching is just an excuse to hang out with cool people. It’s a precious opportunity to love them and be loved. Realizing that love is a teacher’s top priority makes things richer, clearer. It’s similar to how shooting hoops with friends is not really about winning the game of H-O-R-S-E; it’s about spending fun, important, bonding time with friends.

When a student enrolls in class, the end goal is to have a good life …one filled with love and purpose. But, if our focus is love, appreciation and encouragement, we can deliver that moment, now!

About the author:

Joan just really, really hopes you figure out how to enjoy your life before it’s over. She writes books and blogs about this very important, fun topic!

Poem: Time is NOT money

Time is NOT money

Time is love, time is life now

To make love, make time

About the poem:

A belief that has been passed down is untrue.  Saying, “Time is money” is like saying “A person is money ” or “Life is money.”

If time is anything, time is love. It is the opportunity to love, to learn love, to teach love, to be love in the present moment. Time is what gives us the chance to play, to climb a tree, to hold hands, to talk.

In Korea, this is a repeating challenge as free time is often seen as an unaffordable waste of time. Hmmm

If you think your purpose is to love, to be love, making time for people is the way to do it, to be it.

Playing in the sand

Poem: Lanterns Sway …a Haiku

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Pink, yellow and blue

Lanterns sway, ajummas pray,

Make my dreams come true!

* ajumma = elderly lady in Korea

About the poem:

Touring a Buddhist temple in Seoul today, the grounds are decked out with paper lanterns. Each has a blue prayer note attached, with a handwritten request for good health for the family, a successful resolution of a problem, or making a dream come true. As it gets closer to Buddha’s Birthday (May 17 this year), more and more lanterns will be added.

In one building at the temple, a Buddhist monk leads the prayers. Dozens of women (ajummas) sit, kneel and bow at various times. Other  than the monk, the men were  ’eopsseoyo’ …not there!

In contrast, I was recently in Saudi Arabia, where only the men are allowed to pray together (at the mosque) and women usually pray at home.

About the author:

Joan Gregerson writes books and blogs about how to enjoy life. She has managed to visit 22 countries and reflects on what is important. The answer is love. Yep, that’s it.

 

Poem: Supposes …invented yoga poses! Fanciful ideas from my Korean students

The seal, the seagull

The chick, the turtle

The monkey, the hamster

The keyhole, the vampire

The apple, the  screwdriver

The car, the middle finger

The bear, the ruler

The battleship cruiser

The umbrella, the scissors

The fox and praying mantis

The quarter note of music

The hydra and the mushroom

The hula hoop, the jellyfish

The zombie and the dolphin

The banana, the spider

The white tiger

The boomerang, the heart

The elephant, the hippo

Kung-fu and the butterfly

The dragon and the dragonfly

Levitation and the box

Finally, the question mark

With a hop to make the dot!

About the poem:

I taught yoga for the first time to my English classes in Samcheonpo, South Korea. At the end of class, I asked them to invent a new yoga pose. They instantly came up with dozens of new poses I’d never imagined! I appreciate ancient wisdom, but what the heck, wouldn’t this be a fun way to keep a yoga class from getting dull? So creative!

About the author:

Joan Gregerson believes life should be fun, but we just forgot how to do it. Kids are often wiser than we are, when it comes to simply enjoying the moment. Joan writes books and blogs about inner peace and enjoying life.