Poem: Why you never called

Whew, that’s a relief!

No amnesia

No Alzheimers

No car breakdown

No mental breakdown

No broken fingers

No broken phone

No lost wallet

No lost number

No prison stay

No hospital stay

No abductions by kidnappers

No abductions by aliens

Really glad!

(Well,  it’d be cool to be abducted by aliens

But other than that)

Uh…

Just wondering though

Why you never called

About the poem:

I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. But, finally, when there is no doubt and we realize we’ve been blind, that’s when it’s time to laugh at ourselves. Here’s some optimism and sarcasm, all mixed in one! Opticasm? Sarptimism?

 

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